An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. When she returned home her father cussed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mother through?
The girl, crying, sniff, sniff, replied "I became a prostitute"
"Ye WHAT? Out of here ye shameless harlot! Sinner. You're a disgrace to this Catholic family!"
"Oh dad....as ye wish. I just came back to give mum thus luxurious fur coat, title deeds to a ten bedroom mansion plus $10 million savings certificate. For me little brother this solid gold Rolex watch, and for you Daddy the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible sports car thats parked outside plus membership to the country club (she takes a breath) and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and ........
"Now what was you said you had become?" says Dad.
Girl crying again "Sniff Sniff.....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff Sniff. A prostitute!"
Oh be Jesus ye scared me half to death girl. I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old dad a hug!"
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