A Bit of Light Hearted Relief in the Election

Michael Weatheritt UKIP

As those of you who know me and follow this blog will know, I am a follower of the blog "Wife in the North" At the moment the blog is covering the election but from a much more interesting viewpoint than the usual ones seen on television or in the newspapers.

To give you a little taster......



Michael Weatheritt is the UKIP candidate for Berwick upon Tweed. One of his main policies is to get a crematorium for the area. His reason for this is that as the nearest one is at Blyth (some 30 odd miles away) and to get there you have to cross the main East Coast line, a funeral party can be split up when the level crossing barriers come down.

I'm sure all the 90+ year olds in Berwick will be rushing out to vote for him!

His CV includes....



Captain of the school cricket team (at 15).Vice Captain of the football team.

(He is 60 years old by the way!)

Founder member of the Alnwick Pie Club.

Famous for his Steak and Ale Pie.



With policies and credentials like these he must be a sure fire winner!



There I was under the mistaken assumption that Screamin' Lord Sutch and his Monster Raving Loony Party were the only ones with laughable policies and CV's.