A Vicar has to pay a visit to the doctor.
As he opens the surgery door a nun comes through the door. She is red faced and crying. The Vicar tries to comfort her, but the more he tries, the more she cries. He attempts to put his arm around her, and the result is she runs wailing down the street.
When it is the Vicar's turn to go into the surgery he can't help mentioning to the doctor the nun he has just seen. "Whatever was the matter with her?" he asks the doctor.
"Oh!" says the doctor, "I've just told her she is pregnant."
"But is she?" asks the Vicar.
wait for it...............
"No", said the doctor, "but it's a great way to cure her of her hiccups!"
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